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i just got this email from the Colonial Fleets website....an original series fans site. it's always been wanktastic, pretty much, but this just blows my mind.


“Give it a chance.”

That was the oft –repeated mantra of the folks on the old Sci-Fi
board. Give the new show a chance, don’t pre-judge it; watch it, see
what you think. So we did. We watched it and in the spirit of
fairness, we matched words with deeds, here at Colonial Fleets, and
created a completely separate but equal sub-forum, strictly for new
show conversation. It seemed to be the right choice, at the time.

Since then, we have been educated to the mindset of the author that
the offerings on this show, called Battlestar Galactica (2003), were
to be a reflection of society and we were challenged to “think about
it”; that there would be parallels to real-life events such as the
Sept 11 attacks and told, by the author, to “make your own judgments
as to what they say to you”; and that this new show would completely
“re-invent” the sci-fi genre.

Well, we have thought about it and have spoken those thoughts on
these forum pages, for much of the past 2 years. Ever since the new
series came about, this fanbase has been in a tenuous place and
Colonial Fleets was often a tension spring within the fanbase for
allowing and even promoting, at times, discussion of the new series.
Through that time, we made a concerted effort to separate the
comments from the commentator and to keep the debates focused on the
issue. Primarily, though, each of us has strived to employ our own
personal standards of morality and decency when presenting these
thoughts.

An example of these standards of decency and morality can be
witnessed by the following remarks by our good friend, Malkyte, who
very eloquently expressed the thoughts of many members, here and
elsewhere:


“Throughout the many years of human existence, there has always been
a line. A line that represented on one side, the best of human
decency and morality, and on the other, the pure animalistic and
monstrous evil that humans can be. This line has moved back and forth
throughout those same years, and depending on individual experiences,
it has always been in different places.”

“Society in general has appeared to become more tolerant of rude and
disrespectful behavior, to the point where it is celebrated when
someone is deviant or rebellious. It’s rather disheartening and
disturbing at the same time. But our society more and more rewards
liars, killers and celebrity deviants, who in some cases are only in
the news because of the crap they do, and not for any talent they may
possess.”


We share those same concerns about society and can see, for
ourselves, the truth in the remarks. In addition, we agree that the
“line” has been shifting back and forth with a decided tilt toward
the less than desirable aspect of human society. We also realize that
the entertainment industry has “pushed the envelope as far as they
could”, only because we have allowed them to do so.

We have allowed the entertainment industry to tell us that
it was "ok" to have a baby's neck snapped (the script originally
called for Number Six to drive her finger through the baby's skull);
it was "ok" to draw a parallel of sympathy toward the terrorists who
carried out the Sept 11 attacks - in other words, we got what we
deserved;
but, the straw that snapped the proverbial camel's back was the use
of rape as a military torture tool in the "Pegasus" episode.

We will NOT allow the entertainment industry to tell us that it is
"ok", at any time, for a rape to occur. It does not "advance the
story", it glorifies a horrible aggression upon another human being.

After nearly 2 years of this “educational experience”, we have
reached the conclusion that the movement of the line must cease.
While we absolutely hold no ill will toward our Fleets family members
who are attracted to the show, we can no longer willingly sanction
discussion about a show which goes against so many of our innermost
values.

Mr. Moore, your show has had many events which have driven us away
from its potential enjoyment. The negatives have far outweighed the
positives, and in this case, the negatives have finally come to a
head that cannot be ignored.

Effective with the posting of this announcement, the “New Battlestar
Galactica Forum” as well as all of its related sub-forums will be
permanently closed and removed from the Forum Index Page.

As mentioned above, the decision to close the "New Battlestar
Galactica Forum", etal, is done with no malice toward any of our
members attracted to the new show.

We value the contributions of all members of the Fleets family and
will continue our journey as a Battlestar Galactica artists' site as
well as a discussion forum centered on the Original Battlestar
Galactica and, of course, the "fun" areas in the Rejuvenation Center.
The Original Battlestar Galactica is the show whose revival this site
was built to support and that is what this site will continue to
focus on and support wholeheartedly. The "New Battlestar Galactica"
series has shown it's true colors and it is time for us to bid it
adieu.

The decision to close the "New Battlestar Galactica Forum", et. al.,
is based entirely on the content of the show and is FINAL and
IRREVOKABLE.


Signed,

The Owner, Administrators, and Moderators of Colonial Fleets

Titon
Warrior
BST
Dawg
Fragmentary
Gemini1999
Jewels
Martok2112

Date: 2005-09-27 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themonkeycabal.livejournal.com
Yay, asshats. And yes, that's deleciously wanky.

Date: 2005-09-27 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themonkeycabal.livejournal.com
we can no longer willingly sanction discussion about a show which goes against so many of our innermost values.

That's totally the best part of an already fabulous email. Mmmm hyper-moralistic pomposity. Loves it.

I mean, if you don't like it just say "I don't like it, it squicked me, go talk about it someplace else that's not on my board. shoo now", but the moralizing ... fantastic.

Date: 2005-09-27 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] somedaybitch.livejournal.com
exactly. jeesus, people, it's a television show, and you know full well that it is most emphatically not condoning rape, but you don't have the balls to tell people that you refuse to like the show and don't want a forum for it on your board. spineless asshats.

Date: 2005-09-27 03:33 am (UTC)
jebbypal: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jebbypal
Umm...well in reference to the baby scene from the pilot, exactly where did the show say that Six's actions were "okay"? Dude, just because they write it doesn't mean they approve of it. If people only ever wrote what they approved of, we'd have many fewer great works of literature, art, and cinema.

HOw was Slaughterhouse 5 "okay"? Or MASH the movie?

This is why I stay away from fanboards and wank at all costs.

Date: 2005-09-27 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themonkeycabal.livejournal.com
Well there you go with your Earth logic and stuff.

*goes to wrap self in cotton wool to keep from getting bruised by all the bad stuff in the mean old world, also works on visualizing only the good things -- kittens and rainbows and bad 70s hair and uniforms with capes*

Date: 2005-09-27 03:57 am (UTC)
jebbypal: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jebbypal
Yes, I must remember that apparently my brain does not function like 90% of the rest of my species.

Thankfully, it seems to function similar to that of the rest of my flist.

*sends images of the towel scene to you*

Date: 2005-09-27 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] somedaybitch.livejournal.com
catches sight of the images as they go by. watches brain melt.

Date: 2005-09-27 04:45 am (UTC)
eve11: (Default)
From: [personal profile] eve11
*snort*

Date: 2005-09-27 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hercircumstance.livejournal.com
It is pretty bad when you can practically hear the mouth-breathing just when skimming it. Hm. It would have been quicker just to say you want to focus your site on the fun loving, idyllic times of the original series, TV generation, and the perfect society of *whenever* you remember it... But then there wouldn't be the fun of composing a letter that might make it to Moore. Fan contact with the creator is always a goal, esp if you hate the guy. Though I think Moore already told old fans they can take it or leave it a long time ago.

Date: 2005-09-27 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] somedaybitch.livejournal.com
But then there wouldn't be the fun of composing a letter that might make it to Moore. Fan contact with the creator is always a goal, esp if you hate the guy.

and that's what it's ALLLLLLLL about. attention. they've got an open letter to Moore posted on their front page. it's equally obnoxious.

i especially loved them feeling they had a right to drag 9/11 into the so-called argument. cuz they're just.so.deep.

would have had actual respect for their decision if they'd just said they didn't like the show and don't want it on their board. that takes backbone.

Date: 2005-09-27 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] svilleficrecs.livejournal.com
I like to bait some idiots, because they're funny when they whine and crazy talk, but if this person has actually been watching this show since the mini, as they claim, and they watched Pegasus, and they thought that for one second that the creators of this show were "OK" with rape as a tool of military torture . . . they are far far to stupid to spend one more second's thought on.

Date: 2005-09-27 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] somedaybitch.livejournal.com
ayup. that's pretty much what i told them.

Date: 2005-09-27 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simplystars.livejournal.com
is FINAL and IRREVOKABLE.

*gasp*

not... IRREVOKABLE???!?!!?!?!?!!?

::swoons::

::recovers, makes note to self to buy Colonial Fleets a dictionary::

Date: 2005-09-27 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] somedaybitch.livejournal.com
i went to their board to see what it looked like now, and those guys are soooooooooooo unbelievable. it's mind-bogglingly stunning.

Date: 2005-09-27 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themonkeycabal.livejournal.com
now a link to that you might post to wank report, and see if somebody'll pick it up for f_w -- because that much head-up-assityness deserves to be mocked far and wide. Good times.

Date: 2005-09-27 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] somedaybitch.livejournal.com
i did...although, i don't have a journalfen account, so they may ignore the anonymous.

Date: 2005-09-27 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simplystars.livejournal.com
that's what wank_report is for... the anonymouseies! :)

Date: 2005-09-27 07:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] somedaybitch.livejournal.com
well, isn't that golden?

Date: 2005-09-27 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] samati.livejournal.com
from the open letter, re: Pagasus, Part I:


"Many families within our Galactica communities have suffered even as far as episodes of Post Traumatic Stress when witnessing the sickening scene you decided to air..."


I daresay there is more drama on that board then in Ron Moore's brain.

Date: 2005-09-27 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] somedaybitch.livejournal.com
:::falls over laughing:::

Ron, you post-traumatic-stress-inducing bastard.

Date: 2005-09-27 09:40 am (UTC)

Date: 2005-09-27 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thevaliumsofalj.livejournal.com
oh noes!!!! what ever shall we do??? they used the K!! *eek*


*hee*

Date: 2005-09-27 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pualaridesagain.livejournal.com
Double unsmart fucktards.

A rebuttal.

1. re: rape. Yo. go read a history book. The big one, not the cliff notes.
2. Fiction. Yo. go peruse a lexicon. The big one, not the cliff notes.
3. Hey! Guess what happens when I KICK this soapbox you're standing on!


LOL

Date: 2005-09-27 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themonkeycabal.livejournal.com
The big one, not the cliff notes.
Ha! *high fives kai*

Date: 2005-09-27 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pualaridesagain.livejournal.com
*high fives Der Spooky*

hey! I want a "fear my Irrevokable freakweasel fu!"
shirt!

We can wear it to the BSG con.

Date: 2005-09-27 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wishkey.livejournal.com
laughing, wheezing, punching leg

Date: 2005-09-27 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] somedaybitch.livejournal.com
heh. and it MUST have a Six image on it.

Date: 2005-09-27 04:42 am (UTC)
eve11: (Default)
From: [personal profile] eve11
Oh. Em. Gee.

Wanktastic. I just can't... stop laughing. It's IRREVOKABLE! *dies*

Date: 2005-09-27 04:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wishkey.livejournal.com
I want a IRREVOKABLE t-shirt now.

Date: 2005-09-27 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wishkey.livejournal.com
Somehow I don't think Ron Moore is shitting himself over this. He's probably peeing himself laughing.

Yeah. This is better than weed.

(sorry, kids, eve11 and I are sitting in the same room and I'm only getting some ofthis down. It's gold, I tells ya, gold.)

Date: 2005-09-27 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] somedaybitch.livejournal.com
you know i totally live to crack you guys up. :D

smells like wank spirit

Date: 2005-09-27 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wishkey.livejournal.com
This might be a spoiler: "Next week, on BSG: Sharon's fortune turns for the worse when a pissed-off BSG:TOS fan enters her cell and reads that letter."

OMG, they signed it with their screennames. Bwah!

Re: smells like wank spirit

Date: 2005-09-27 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] somedaybitch.livejournal.com
This might be a spoiler: "Next week, on BSG: Sharon's fortune turns for the worse when a pissed-off BSG:TOS fan enters her cell and reads that letter."

"...whose contents move her to an IRREVOKABLE decision regarding Helo."

Date: 2005-09-27 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arthurfrdent.livejournal.com
dja ever notice that wanktastickness seems to follow you around like a sick!puppy? There you are minding your own business and reading and UP^pops the wanktasm :rollin:

Date: 2005-09-28 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] somedaybitch.livejournal.com
i think they're stalking us, actually.

Date: 2005-10-02 07:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] somedaybitch.livejournal.com
i saw. that's beautiful.
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