the email to NBC Sports that i didn't send

[somedaybitch]

dear NBC Olympic coverage,

you fucking suck like a fucking hoover. i don't give a flying fuck about some fucking crosscountry race that took place in fucking Lillihammer. i cared when the Olympics were in fucking Lillihammer you fucktards. now, what i care about is the Olympics in Torino. if you had no intention of actually fucking covering them, then why the fuck did you spend billions of fucking dollars for exclusive broadcast rights, thereby denying the sports nets the opportunity? i cannot adequately express how fucking enraged i am. and now you've just ended your not!coverage and have cut to fucking NASCAR??????? The Olympics happen once every four years and you're depriving me of seeing them for a bunch of pansy-assed motherfuckers that drive around in circles every.fucking.sunday?

may you slowly burn in hell.

no love,

Ray Barbone me.

i did actually send them an email, a strongly worded though polite email, but i *really* wish i could have sent this one instead

Comments

[samdonne.livejournal.com]

Fire bad, tree pretty?

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

HEE! :::hugs you:::

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

um, you forgot the part where they show it in three hour increments in the evening. And that the second three hours are a REPEAT OF THE FIRST THREE!
ahem.

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

how could i have forgotten that? :::flogs self:::

[boogieordie.livejournal.com]

Thank goodness for CBC.

Freaking NBC playing PASSIONS (effing PASSIONS!!) when the US hockey team is playing Russia?? WTF!? I really wanna watch that.