dear spammers

[somedaybitch]

i don't have a penis. therefore, it follows that i wouldn't be terribly interested in making said absent penis any larger than it currently isn't.

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[spiderbaggins.livejournal.com]

LOLOL

And I love the broken English


I've been also getting multiple emails with the topic of "Meet single ________ in your area."

Fill in the blank with anything from Christians, Latin Americans, parents, etc.

[arthurfrdent.livejournal.com]

"Meet single ________ in your area."

alien babes? like with purple hair an' stuff?

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

only the best purple haired babes get to wear silver mini skirts and work on the moon, ya know.

[spiderbaggins.livejournal.com]

silver?
Now if they had gold on. ah.ah.ah.ah.ah.ah.ah.ah

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

dude. you don't remember UFO?

[spiderbaggins.livejournal.com]

d'oh!
I knew I forgot something.
And to recharge the memory banks....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8RfzkhqBLY

[spiderbaggins.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be surprised. I swear I've gotten at least 20 of those emails and each one has a differnt type of single.

And I've been married for over 17 years. I have no need to meet any singles. And since I've been with the same person for over 20 years and wouldn't know what to do if I actually had a need to "meet singles".

But alien babes with purple hair does sound intriguing.

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

UFO's out on dvd. they're not alien but they're pretty hot.

[spiderbaggins.livejournal.com]

hmmm Really?

I have the whole Thunderbirds series on DVD.

Maybe I'll look into it.

Thanks Sis.

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

it's done by Sylvia and Gerry Anderson, so, you know, you should be all over it T-birds fan.

[spiderbaggins.livejournal.com]

Thunderbirds are GO!!!

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

UFO was sooooooo good. and, i think, really edgy for its time. but that opinion could totally be clouded by the fact that i'm a hardcore S/G Anderson fan.

[spiderbaggins.livejournal.com]

I remember seeing some of the UFO shows, but I can't say that I saw too many of the shows.

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

pffft

[itsazoo.livejournal.com]

I get those, too. Plus the ones in fractured English from blond, blue-eyed Russian girls who want to correspond with me (Note from Dutch: if I write you back, Annika, you'll be sorry). And several letters from very nice Nigerian men wanting to get millions of dollars out of their country and into my bank account...if I would just send them the routing number and account number.

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

they amuse the hell out of me. her's hoping Annika writes you back. heh.