This is my favorite, though there are a lot of good ones:
17.If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.
And also the one about how the hero can shoot 20 people accurately, but 20 people firing at the hero always miss. I've always said people in movies, even those with multiple automatic weapons, are terrible shots!
And actually, I'm listening to/watching Cradle 2 The Grave. Hey, it's Jet Li, my sekrit heart throb. What can I say? Romeo Must Die is a good one, too, because Russell Wong is in it, but I digress.
Jet Li fights a whole buncha bad asses by himself and they bad guys stagger around until he defeats one guy and then they suddenly come to their senses and jump in the ring.
X gonna give it to ya, he gonna give to ya..
Scarey, no?, that a woman my age knows rap from the movies? You should hear me do Eminem's "Lose Yourself" from 8 Mile. It brought down the house at work.
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Date: 2007-04-21 09:14 pm (UTC)17.If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.
And also the one about how the hero can shoot 20 people accurately, but 20 people firing at the hero always miss. I've always said people in movies, even those with multiple automatic weapons, are terrible shots!
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Date: 2007-04-22 06:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-21 09:23 pm (UTC)Jet Li fights a whole buncha bad asses by himself and they bad guys stagger around until he defeats one guy and then they suddenly come to their senses and jump in the ring.
X gonna give it to ya, he gonna give to ya..
Scarey, no?, that a woman my age knows rap from the movies? You should hear me do Eminem's "Lose Yourself" from 8 Mile. It brought down the house at work.
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Date: 2007-04-22 06:20 am (UTC)