i took a dare...shall the flist help?

[somedaybitch]

don't fall over. it happens. every couple of decades.

so me and themonkeycabal were jawjacking on the front porch as we do, talking a bit about DeepSpace Nine. and i squicked us both out when i joked about Quark being Odo's sekrit boyfriend. so, she dared me to ask someone on the flist to write the slash fic about it!

the dare is, that if someone writes it, i actually have to read it. *shivers*...but then she does after me!!!


so...flist...anyone up for the challenge?

Comments

[kazbaby]

Dude, even I might read it just for the cracktasticness (now that's a hell of a word) of it. I would offer to write it but 1. I don't know much about DS9 and 2. I'm a good girl who only writes whole fun filled slash like Scorpius/Crichton.

Good luck! *snicker*

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

heh.

[kernezelda]

Well, he'd be great for oomax, wouldn't he? In a skull-hugging tentacular way, warm and pulsing and pressing along all those sensitive ear whorls and folds, he'd have Quark on his back, staring wide-eyed at nothing while Odo swirled over him, flowing under garments and engulfing him, exploring every inch and orifice until Quark's wordless for the first time in his life.

[veritykindle.livejournal.com]

Hee! Having sex with a liquid has its advantages, huh? ;)

And I would be willing to bet almost anything that there are already many, many Quark/Odo fics out there. This *is* fandom we are talking about, after all. I guess the point is to find *good* ones, though. *g*

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

Hee! Having sex with a liquid has its advantages, huh? ;)

i see the potential for a distinct lack of friction....and that's way more than i want to think about that, thankyouverymuch. pbpbpbpbpbpb

[veritykindle.livejournal.com]

Well, you shouldn't issue challenges like that if you don't want to think about it. What is a friends list *for*, if not to analyze things to death?! :P

a distinct lack of friction

Ah, but this is a *special* liquid, that can turn solid in *just* the right places... and OK, I just weirded *myself* out, and I didn't think that was even possible anymore after this many years lurking in fandom. *g*

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

and OK, I just weirded *myself* out

HA! see?????

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

leave it to you to write quasi-comments!pr0n about it. heh.