the things that happen when your roommate gets bored

[somedaybitch]

that's the ceiling over my desk. and that's my Kermit finger puppet. and that black stuff he's wrapped in? that's my gaffer's tape. *nods*

first, she hogtied the poor frog. then about a week later she bound him up in the tape. today? he's taped to the ceiling.

it's always an adventure when i leave my desk.

heh.

Comments

[cretkid.livejournal.com]

we did that to a roommate; only, it was duct tape

*nods*

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

ouch?

[cretkid.livejournal.com]

she deserved it; she was annoying us with her cackle-laugh. we chased her (oh, this was in the college dorm, btw), which wasn't as hard as it should have been, given that she was on crutches.

:D

and yes, we did manage to get her duct taped to the wall and ceiling.

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

genius. /awed

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

lol Poor Kermit. But at least he's not getting bored.

[kernezelda]

That sounds painful!

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

right? he's got the best view. someone always coming to visit him...it's gonna be a drinking game soon.

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

lolol

[arthurfrdent.livejournal.com]

I'll bet kermie gets the sweats from just hearing the sound gaffer's being pulled from the roll... better'n thumbtacks though I should think... heh, could be worse, but I won't give her any idaes.

[boofadil.livejournal.com]

I have nothing to say. *g*

[kernezelda]

Poor Kermit - bondage isn't all it's cracked up to be!

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

Taz is very sad, though. Kermit was *his* bitch, damn it!

[pdxscaper.livejournal.com]

OH NOES!! Poor Kermie! Where's Miss Piggy when he needs her?

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

out trampin' with the Swedish Chef, no doubt.

[pualaridesagain.livejournal.com]

omg BDSM Kermit. He needs a ballgag and a studded collar to go with the tape. Does he have a safe word?
***dies giggling because I have a very durty mind***

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

isn't it awesome? my roommate is teh funny. *nods*