dear flist. i need your help.

[somedaybitch]

so here's the meme. since i apparently don't spend enough time deeply pondering my sexuality, because i'm straight, i ask you to figure said sexuality out for me from my fic. because clearly, i meant to write Apollo/Helo slash in "zero-dark-thirty". but if i'm straight, then how could i even attempt to write it because only gay people can write good het fic. so does that mean i'm a repressed gay and my true nature is fighting to reveal itself?

OHMIGODWTFBBQ!!!!!????