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somedaybitchokay, so, there's this fic. ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
kernezelda blames rubberneck. a good feint, but, i think, a transparent one nonetheless. anywho....it's S9 SG-1, and it's Cam/T'ealc. setting aside the squick, [it's Ben, people. i can't help it. i can't even lust the guy het! it's like, i dunno, incest or something. stupid Ben.] it's short, damned funny, damned hot, and the comments to the fic? are fracking priceless.
to wit:
"Somehow, I don't think 'aliens made us do it' will look so hot on the official report."
Given how often it seems to happen in fic, I'm sure the SGC has a special form for it now. Or possibly just a ticky-box at the end of standard mission reports.
("During the course of this mission, did any alien lifeforms force you to engage in any form of sexual activity? - Yes/No. If 'Yes', was this to a) appease the gods for a trivial infraction of religious law, b) carry out a fertility ritual, c) satisfy their curiosity about humanoid reproductive behaviour, or d) as the result of an amusing cross-cultural misunderstanding involving psychoactive drugs? {If d), please send a sample of the drugs to Area 51}. If none of the above reasons apply, fill out a copy of form J8764 and attach securely to the mission report.")
and how come nobody told me rydra had an lj? /pouts
h/t tocofax7.
kernezelda blames rubberneck. a good feint, but, i think, a transparent one nonetheless. anywho....it's S9 SG-1, and it's Cam/T'ealc. setting aside the squick, [it's Ben, people. i can't help it. i can't even lust the guy het! it's like, i dunno, incest or something. stupid Ben.] it's short, damned funny, damned hot, and the comments to the fic? are fracking priceless.to wit:
P.P.S.
"Somehow, I don't think 'aliens made us do it' will look so hot on the official report."
Given how often it seems to happen in fic, I'm sure the SGC has a special form for it now. Or possibly just a ticky-box at the end of standard mission reports.
("During the course of this mission, did any alien lifeforms force you to engage in any form of sexual activity? - Yes/No. If 'Yes', was this to a) appease the gods for a trivial infraction of religious law, b) carry out a fertility ritual, c) satisfy their curiosity about humanoid reproductive behaviour, or d) as the result of an amusing cross-cultural misunderstanding involving psychoactive drugs? {If d), please send a sample of the drugs to Area 51}. If none of the above reasons apply, fill out a copy of form J8764 and attach securely to the mission report.")
and how come nobody told me rydra had an lj? /pouts
h/t to
cofax7.
