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[somedaybitch]

kerlin linked to the damned funniest article at TVGuide Online. it was written by the Whedon, that witty, witty man.

(Jerry Bruckheimer will also have conquered Broadway with the CSI musical "FOLLICLE!" starring Nathan Lane as a frenetic but lovable blood spatter and Matthew Broderick as lint.)

doOD. write a sitcom already, for frak's sake. get Eddie Izzard to co-produce. no wait, scratch that. they'd never be able to get a scene shot. ooooooooohhh....make it a behind-the-scenes of a sitcom, like Sports Night! oh gawd. can you imagine Dan and Casey as written by Joss and Eddie? :::giggles madly:::i think i busted a spleen just thinkin' about it.

possibly my fave bit is his pimp of TheBigDamnMovie:

And what of me? My short-lived series Firefly was the basis for the epic action film Serenity (now available on DVD! I have little or no shame), and the future will see even more incarnations of this visionary work, as it returns to TV as Serenity: The Firefly Years, then back to film as Firefly: Serenity's Sequel, back to TV as SereniFly, and finally end as the direct-to-eyeglasses series Choose a Damn Name Already. I promise it'll be as heartwarming and exciting as the original Serenity, now available on DVD. (Explain again this thing you call shame....)

snerk. i love Joss. i truly do. i may have to knock over his wife and stalk him.