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[somedaybitch]

for reasons i don't care to go into, i was enraged. really, truly, deeply enraged.

and then auburnnothenna saved me. i love her. i really do. i may marry her, in fact. okay, probably not. but i love her lots. for srsly.

to wit:

"So, Teyla," Lorne says, "I guess we're not going to die today. Want to have some celebratory sex when we get back?"

"Major," Sheppard interrupts, "you don't get to have sex. You blew up my ship, remember?"

"It was Zelenka's fault," Lorne whines.

"You broke my battleship and I want a new one."

silly SGA fic. go read. shoo.