Dear Television
Nov. 6th, 2006 10:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
somedaybitchto wit: Studio 60.
there would NOT be a warrant issued for a fucking misdemeanor that was not committed in the presence of officers
there wouldn't. that's not how it works. and it's not hard to find out how it works. the assholes would call the cops. the cops would come out and talk to the assholes. the cops would then attempt to call the other half involved, which, you know, FAMOUS GUY. and then they'd talk to witnesses, who would then tell them it was a mutual battery and the asshole victims started it. end of investigation. long-formed to the da's office if the cops even cut any paper. at least make it a felony if you're going to be stupid fucks. you can find your favorite felony section of the california penal code on line.
LAPD has an entire fucking division devoted to nothing but public relations and press. you think they wouldn't answer your questions? they EXIST to answer your questions. they'll even help fix your UTTERLY RETARTED PLOTLINE so that's it's no longer retarted and still serves your narrative needs.
seriously.
no love.
me
