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Aaron does the smackdown.

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ChiefTyrol
The Chief

Re: Questions for the 'Chief' (Aaron Douglas)

« Reply #69 on: Dec 4th, 2004, 04:51am »
If I ever have the chance to meet that Lang monkey I will reach deep in to my pocket, pull out a quater, flip it to him and tell him to go buy some self esteem.

a) learn to spell

b) I did not pick the avatar

c) What are you doing looking at other boards when you have your one man one member website to post on and answer to?

d) Just because you are not happy with your grave yard shift shelf stocking position at Walmart doesn't mean that you have to knock others down to make you feel better about yourself.

e) The weight can be lost. Just eat less.

f) Your sister is not an only child. Let the lies go....

g) It is a shame that I "buddied up" with decent people before I could find your den of shameless self promotion which is obviously wallowing in a quagmire of mediocrity.

h) Let's see how far I can go

i) "Trekkie Star: Galactica" is an insult to all Trekkies.

j) You seem to know a lot about me for a guy who could care less. Me thinks he doth protest too much. Make sure you wipe the picture off before you put it back in the sleeve for the night.

k) Douglas has one 's'. At least get it right.

l) No one has rammed anything down your throat. Here's an idea....turn the channel. Oooooooh, what an idea!

m) Spaceship airlock. I hate to do this to you dumb dumb but there is no spaceship and hence no real airlock. Nice effort though.

n) I have taken dumps smarter than you.

o) I think Ron does his laundry in-house. Not sure but I would assume he has the facilities.

p) Your post has been up since Oct 24th and no one has responded. Yet I answer a question here and seconds later another is asked. Hmmmm. Who are people watching?

q) Who is Aaron Douglas? Go to imdb.

r) I think the real question is...Who the hell are you?

s) It's pretty easy to sit behind a really bad fake name and throw crap around. Come on out and tell us who you are and what you do and where you live and then we can have a real conversation. Till then stop wasting my time.

t) You are an embarrasment to the human race. If there were aliens you would not be selected for anything. Maybe testing...so they would know what not to do.

u) I am running out of things to say unlike you so I will concede that I only have 20 really funny comebacks.

v) Oh wait here is another one.

w) Your mother smells of elderberries

x) You need to let the anger go before you are diagnosed with something terrible. Seriously.

y) Who is Montel Williams? Kidding. I called him about your little blurb and he was really upset. Actually he asked who you were and I said I have no idea and he said who cares then and I said no one because no one reads it and he said of course they don't the man is an idiot. And I said yeah! True story...except for the part about me calling Montel.

z) Get ready to type a lot because this show is coming back and is going to be on for a long time and the we are going to make movies and have dolls and posters and toys at Mac Donalds and all you will have is your bitterness.....sad really.