dear so-called screenwriter

[somedaybitch]

go find a brain-addled lab chimp. give it your computer. honest. you'll feel better. or at least i will.

Comments

[samdonne.livejournal.com]

Heh. What brought that up? I'm asking in the interest of staying away.

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

scriptreading internship. they are worse than awful. they are worse than the worst bad!fic. i may need a corneal transplant.

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

{{{{{{{{{hugs you, btw}}}}}}}}}}}

[sorlklewis.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha!

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

she laughs. some people's friends that get them scriptreading internships. sheesh.

[sabaceanbabe.livejournal.com]

I think I may have some Brain Bleach around somewhere, if you need it. 'Cause sometimes? Corneal transplants just aren't enough.

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

mmmmm, Brain Bleach. you're the bestest.

[arthurfrdent.livejournal.com]

think how their computers feel. hell, think how bad!fic computers feel. millions of computers everyday thinking the same thought: "they're at the top of the food chain? surely you jest..."

heh, if you survive this, you'll have no problem proofreading bad!fic:

'amateurs, I didn't even ralf at this one...'

[spiderbaggins.livejournal.com]

They will read better if you play some "backround porn music" while you read them.
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