Dear Dani,

[somedaybitch]

the price for you not checking your email and making us wacky Yanks worry about your sorry ass is....wait for it..stripping when next we see you. that's right. you ain't gettin' out of it now. in public. on a table.

yup.

do not pass GO. do not collect $200. (well, maybe, if the show's good.)

sticks tongue out at you.

tell us you're okay soon before i start getting all pathetic, will ya?

Comments

[sorlklewis.livejournal.com]

Strip show! ::wolf whistles:: Hell yeah. Give me the time and place on that, k?

And afterward, I will have to kick Dani's ass.

[simplystars.livejournal.com]

and we're not stuffing his g-string, either... make people worry, forget about tips. *plbt*

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

i love my twisted flist.

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

okay, but afterward...when you kick his ass...if he isn't dressed....should i bring jello?

[sorlklewis.livejournal.com]

::blinks:: My brain is so fried from looking at Japanese box office scores right now, that I can't even comprehend that question.

Should I be scared?

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

well....since it would be you and Dani in the jello...maybe?

[sorlklewis.livejournal.com]

NO JELLO!

::shakes head, trying to wake brain up::

Dude. Yeah. That's kind of what I thought you were saying, but I wanted to believe the Japanese box office scores had made me hallucinareading... and NO JELLO.

(Do I have to kick his ass behind closed doors? Uh, wait, then people would REALLY talk...)

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

(Do I have to kick his ass behind closed doors? Uh, wait, then people would REALLY talk...)

hey! we could sell tickets.

[thevaliumsofalj.livejournal.com]

bwahahahaahahah!!

[cofax7]

Oh, indeed. It's the least he can do.

Has anyone stopped by Farscapeworld to see if he's posted there?

[sorlklewis.livejournal.com]

I checked. Mary posted to see if everyone in the UK was okay, but no word from her since then, and nada from Dani.

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

don't go gettin' all logical and stuff, c. sheesh.

fwaps self in head

[thevaliumsofalj.livejournal.com]

yeah, i've been checking every couple of hours or so over there since yesterday.. nutin' yet... the longer this goes on, the longer his strip show is gonna have to be..

[sorlklewis.livejournal.com]

You guys should sell tickets.

I expect to get comped, though.

[thevaliumsofalj.livejournal.com]

you'll get comp'd.. but byob ;)

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

see? she just TOLD US to sell tickets. oh yeah.

wanders off contemplating jello flavors.

[sorlklewis.livejournal.com]

Tickets to the STRIP SHOW.

Oy. We'll never live it down, will we?

(But HA, y'all still completely missed me sitting on Dani's lap last year, so there.)

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

(But HA, y'all still completely missed me sitting on Dani's lap last year, so there.)


oh, we can SO fix that. heh.

[sorlklewis.livejournal.com]

::raises an eyebrow::

Snort. My Dani is pasted on yey?

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

falls.down.laughing.

that? needs to be an icon.

[sorlklewis.livejournal.com]

It was so totally the first thing that popped into my head, and I laughed for like five minutes solid.

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

dude. i'm serious. find the perfect Dani picture and make that bad boy an icon. he so deserves it.

[thevaliumsofalj.livejournal.com]

wait, should it be a dani picture pasted on something else?? *big evil grin*

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

wow. my brain just...stopping now.

[sorlklewis.livejournal.com]

And that's what you get for going down that dark, dark path.

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

you so don't want to know the twisted depths to which my brain can plunge. i think i could make the M look like a neophyte on my best days. heh.

[thevaliumsofalj.livejournal.com]

I've always been fond of strawberry jello :D

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

mmmmm, strawberry. goes faboo with Malibu Rum.

[sorlklewis.livejournal.com]

You people are crazy.

I don't know you. :P

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

riiiiiiiiiight.

denial will get you nowhere. except maybe up to your nostrils in jello.

[thevaliumsofalj.livejournal.com]

*snort* you just figuring this out now????

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

this girl is slow. /aeryn

[sorlklewis.livejournal.com]

This girl has been working, A LOT. And staring at Japanese box office scores (do you know how hard it is to find those?). :P

[somedaybitch.livejournal.com]

still. not recognizing us as wackos? silly human.

[thevaliumsofalj.livejournal.com]

I really wanna try those new Malibu Rums that come with flavors like pineapple :D

[sorlklewis.livejournal.com]

I just sent him another email, telling him he's in deep shit for not checking his email, and that he needs to call me ASAP if he can.

I'm sure I'll hear from him tomorrow, though. It being the weekend and all.