But then, how will they create the uber romantic setting of Jack and *insert name of other part of ship* walking on the ocean and being all mushy? And what about the classic wedding on the beach?
They go to other planets all the damn time. Surely one of them has a beach. And, you know, they're in the Air Force, it's not like they lack for planes to fly them to watery locales.
It was just so absurd, I had to laugh and laugh and laugh and then throw the fic in the trash before I got through the second paragraph.
They go to other planets all the damn time. Surely one of them has a beach. And, you know, they're in the Air Force, it's not like they lack for planes to fly them to watery locales.
temporary duty assignment. when pilots wanna go for a hop they can do so under a TDY and just go to another base. lots of them use it to keep up flight hours in craft they don't normally fly.
uh, and in a whole wide universe... why would we continue to use Uranium anyway... there are more efficient things, AND you could always call it "Fuel" :rolleyes:
'How Does Repulsor Lift Work?' "I dunno, ask the wookie." 'How Fast is Warp Factor 8?' "I could explain it to you, but you need a PhD in Astrophysics, from a University that doesn't exist yet." 'How Can you travel without moving?' "You have to mutate into a floating slug with private parts for a mouth" 'What is the airspeed of a swallow?' "African or European?"
technical terminology is no substitute for actual content... :devil:
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Date: 2005-07-13 10:09 am (UTC)sg1 authors, colorado springs is nowhere near the ocean! honest! <-- one of my favorites. Just classic.
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Date: 2005-07-13 10:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-13 10:41 am (UTC)You're taking that away from them! Hee.
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Date: 2005-07-13 10:45 am (UTC)It was just so absurd, I had to laugh and laugh and laugh and then throw the fic in the trash before I got through the second paragraph.
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Date: 2005-07-13 10:58 am (UTC)SG1 fic gets particularly abused for some reason.
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Date: 2005-07-13 11:43 am (UTC)snerk.
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Date: 2005-07-13 11:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-13 03:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-13 03:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-13 05:10 pm (UTC)military and all defence contractors use the term... it's being stationed somewhere short term... although in industry it can be up to a year...
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Date: 2005-07-14 02:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-13 05:26 pm (UTC)uh, and in a whole wide universe... why would we continue to use Uranium anyway... there are more efficient things, AND you could always call it "Fuel" :rolleyes:
'How Does Repulsor Lift Work?' "I dunno, ask the wookie."
'How Fast is Warp Factor 8?' "I could explain it to you, but you need a PhD in Astrophysics, from a University that doesn't exist yet."
'How Can you travel without moving?' "You have to mutate into a floating slug with private parts for a mouth"
'What is the airspeed of a swallow?' "African or European?"
technical terminology is no substitute for actual content... :devil:
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Date: 2005-07-14 02:30 am (UTC)heh. geek love.